this a real human heart after heartbreak. so sad :(
that is a pomegranate.
no this is a human heart after heartbreak can’t you read
Post mortem report - Subject #17
December twenty-third, twenty-twelve. Sample Recovery Unit Team-Lead Fisher Case reporting on Subject Seventeen, Desmond Miles. The Subject was deceased and unattended. Time of death was placed around zero-hundred hours and seven minutes, with conditions favorable for DNA sample recovery. We had some initial concerns about interference in the vault but given the skill and talent of this team, we were able capture useful data. I personally retrieved the subject’s backpack, and extracted a number of objects of interest, to undergo detailed analysis. The subject displayed burns to the right hand, severe enough to fuse the bones, indicating some kind of spontaneous, intense burn trauma. Honestly, we have never seen anything like it before. Head, neck and torso remained in good condition. I hand-selected recovery agents to retrieve fluid samples - blood and saliva. We then commenced material extraction, and were able to preserve several exemplary samples. Data analysis and sequencing is already under way, and I’m told, proceeding with exceptional ease. Thanks to the cloud database and the work of Abstergo Sample Recovery Unit 3, the legacy of Subject Seventeen will continue uninhibited as Sample Seventeen.
Biologists are jerks.
Our sense of humor is infectious.
This needs to go viral.
fuck those kids who would say time out when you were about to tag them
1. Put on nail polish and let dry.
2. Dip fingernail in alcohol-basically any will do, vodka is suggested.
3. Press a strip of newspaper big enough to cover the whole nail on to your alcohol soaked nail.
4. Pull off slowly and be really impressed with yourself.
5. Paint top coat if desired.
if we do this with fanfiction
we can have gay porn nails???????
welcome to tumblr
a spider was on my bed today so now i have to switch universities
Switching universes seems pretty reasonable to me